What the frig is that pony tailed beast?

Frog-faced Lord Slynt sat at the end of the council table wearing a black velvet doublet and a shiny cloth-of-gold cape, nodding with approval every time the king pronounced a sentence. Sansa stared hard at his ugly face, remembering how he had thrown down her father for Ser Ilyn to behead, wishing she could hurt him, wishing that some hero would throw him down and cut off his head. But a voice inside her whispered, There are no heroes

A Game of Thrones, Sansa VI



“I will not hang him,” said Jon. “Bring him here.”
“Oh, Seven save us,” he heard Bowen Marsh cry out.
The smile that Lord Janos Slynt smiled then had all the sweetness of rancid butter. Until Jon said, “Edd, fetch me a block,” and unsheathed Longclaw.

A Dance With Dragons, Jon II

nobodysuspectsthebutterfly:

wolfheartedqueen asks:

Do we hate Tyrion?

Is that a true story?

Oh god. What a question. I have so many divisive Tyrion feelings they’re hard to describe. And I’m putting this as its own post instead of a reblog because I’ve been meaning to make a post on this for some time now — most recently triggered by that GOT confession of a couple days back that said Tyrion’s murders of Shae and Tywin ruined him, because that’s where my mental conflict comes in.

First of all, let’s lay down a couple of points:

  • Tyrion is in my top 5 ASOIAF characters. As a character, he’s fantastic. I don’t talk about him that much on this blog, especially compared to other characters, but he’s way up there for me.
  • While he doesn’t appeal to me physically, I don’t think that affects my judgments of his personality. Peter Dinklage playing him helped a lot in that (I’ve been a fan of him for years, and desperately want him to play Miles Vorkosigan, talk about amazing characters), though it didn’t really matter that much. I mean, I am a Hound fan and all.
  • Speaking of, my Sansan shipping does not affect what I think of Tyrion— fics that demonize him or do vicious things to him just make me feel really really sad. (Though it’s ok if Sandor hates him, ‘cos he does, but it’s when an author bias comes through that I get depressed and generally stop reading.)
  • After ADWD, and in retrospect, the end of ASOS… I really don’t like Tyrion as a person very much.

Now, let’s go into detail. Tyrion is a POV character, and POV characters are hard to dislike in general because you can see their rationalizations for things. I mean, look at Jaime — how many people hated him until he got his own chapters? As a POV character, you live and breathe along with Tyrion’s feelings, his thoughts, his fears, his hopes, his crushing defeats.  And he’s smart, and witty, and he feels, and… well, we all know why he’s a general fandom favorite and why Dinklage got the Emmy, and everything.

So, yeah, throughout AGOT and ACOK and ASOS, I was loving Tyrion. Loving him. That speech he makes about how it’s the monster that everyone hates that’s going to save the city? Oh man. The Battle of the Blackwater, and how it ended? The whole damned wedding and his relationship with poor Sansa? His trial, his betrayals? And then everything from the moment Jaime frees him? My heart in my throat the whole time, I felt his agony when Jaime told him the truth about Tysha, and again with Shae’s second betrayal (TYRION POV HERE - NOT WHAT I ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT SHAE - WILL DETAIL THAT LATER DOWN) and then with his father? Oh god.

And then… there was the huge gap between ASOS and ADWD. (Not that huge for me, I first read the books shortly after AFFC came out, so I didn’t have to wait 10 years, maybe just 4 or 5.)  And in preparation for ADWD I re-read the books, not just as a story to zoom through eagerly, but critically, examining everything. Whereas the first time I read ASOS it only took me two sleepless days, it took me more than a month to get through it on my re-read — and it was interrupted by the fact that I should have started much earlier, because ADWD came out while I was only halfway through, so I read that and then caught up with ASOS and AFFC after.

And that was the problem, because with ADWD everything changed.  In that book, Tyrion’s chapters open with him being incredibly post-traumatic over what he did to Shae and his father, and the knowledge of Tysha, and everything (seriously, he’s like a walking example of PTSD), and it hurt. It hurt bad. But then he gets to Illyrio’s and starts treating all the women like shit. Thinking of them that way too. Let me give a few quotes, just from his first chapter:

  • “He wondered what they would do if he took them by the hand and dragged them to his bedchamber.” He’s thinking of raping two servants here, cooks, not bedslaves or anything, just because they’re women, and goes on to think that because they’re fat he could die from their weight and it’s just so godawful.
  • ““No. I am done with women.” Whores.
  • ““It might please m’lord to strangle you. That’s how I served my last whore. Do you think your master would object? Surely not. He has a hundred more like you, but no one else like me.” This time, when he grinned, he got the fear he wanted.”

And it just gets worse. His thoughts of Lemore — what he does to the whore in Selhorys — when he speaks of raping Cersei — that’s when I realized Tyrion had turned his self-hatred external, onto women. Before, he had just had general Westeros cultural misogyny, and a general virgin-whore complex (that had mostly been expressed by “only the kind of women I pay to sleep with me would ever sleep with me”). But in ADWD there’s hardly any women he looks at and doesn’t think of as just a piece of meat, and it’s just so hard to read, and feel, when I used to love him so much. 

So, yeah, I read ADWD, and Tyrion gets slightly better as his chapters go on, but his personality has just become so self-pitying and bitter and… well, then I went back to ASOS. And I was just about his chapters before Joffrey’s wedding, and I could see his misogyny towards Shae and Sansa, and the self-pity was just so much more explicit now… and Sansa’s right, you know, pity is the death of love. I still felt for Tyrion on the re-read, but I didn’t love him anymore. It was actually hard to not hate him, especially once he killed Shae.

Before, on my first read, I was like, dammit, Tyrion, what the hell do you think you’re doing, falling in love with a prostitute, how could you be so blind? Now, I could empathize so much more with Shae and the trapped position she found herself in… And when Jaime spoke of Tysha, I could see, there, there’s the moment where Tyrion’s personality breaks, there and with his strangling of Shae for her “betrayal”, for daring to save her own skin (because you know if she hadn’t testified against him, spoken the lies that were fed to her, she would be dead), for daring to sleep with his father…

And, yes, those murders ruined him.  It’s his father he’s most actively post-traumatic about (“the thrum of the crossbow”, it’s repeated almost as often as “where do whores go”), but it’s with Shae that his thoughts about women become explicit, that almost all women are whores, and all his women will betray him, and they’re not people, they just exist to be fucked and die.

So, yeah, when people say Tyrion shouldn’t be the romantic partner of any female character? It’s not that he doesn’t deserve it, almost everyone deserves love. It’s that people are actively afraid of what he’d do to them, how he’d react.  Because, let’s take for example Sansa, the virgin in his previous mental complex — she’s betrayed him now too. She’s not safe anymore.  And Penny, oh my god, sweet innocent Penny — you think she’s his redemption? Oh no. I am absolutely certain she’s going to be his doom.

Tyrion’s still a hero in his own head. But if you look at him now, really look at him, his actions, his beliefs — he has become the monster the people believed he was. He’s not going to be the hero of the books — though he may be a head of the dragon, he may be a dragon-rider, I don’t doubt that — he’s the villain. He might — might — pull off a redemption arc, it’s possible, there’s two books to go, but I’m much more certain he’ll descend into madness first. And I’m incredibly sure, he is not getting a happy ending, not with Tysha or Sansa or Penny or Dany or anyone.

So, no, I don’t hate Tyrion, not as a character. He’s still fascinating and I await his further adventures with bated breath. I just… don’t like him very much.  Sorry if it makes his fans unhappy, judge me all you like, but that’s just the way it is.

Halfway across the bridge, Jon pulled up suddenly.
“What is it, Jon?” their lord father asked.
“Can’t you hear it?”
Bran could hear the wind in the trees, the clatter of their hooves on the ironwood planks, the whimpering of his hungry pup, but Jon was listening to something else.
“There,” Jon said. He swung his horse around and galloped back across the bridge. They watched him dismount where the direwolf lay dead in the snow, watched him kneel. A moment later he was riding back to them smiling.
“He must have crawled away from the others,” Jon said.
“Or been driven away,” their father said, looking at the sixth pup. His fur was white, where the rest of the litter was grey. His eyes were as red as the blood of the ragged man who had died that morning. Bran thought it curious that this pup alone would have opened his eyes while the others were still blind.
“An albino,” Theon Greyjoy said with wry amusement. “This one will die ever faster than the others.”
Jon Snow gave his father’s ward a long, chilling look. “I think not, Greyjoy,” he said. “This one belongs to me.
Bran I ‘A Game of Thrones’ (via agameofquotes)
My featherbed is deep and soft and there I’ll lay you down,
I’ll dress you all in yellow silk and on your head a crown.
For you shall be my lady love and I shall be your lord.
I’ll always keep you warm and safe and guard you with my sword.
And how she smiled and how she laughed, the maiden of the tree.
She spun away and said to him, no featherbed for me.
I’ll wear a gown of golden leaves, and bind my hair with grass,
But you can be my forest love, and me your forest lass.

- ASOS, Chapter 24

(via theyarethetrees)

I’ve always known that Robb would be Lord of Winterfell.”

Mormont gave a whistle, and the bird flew to him again and settled on his arm. “A lord’s one thing, a king’s another.” He offered the raven a handful of corn from his pocket. “They will garb your brother Robb in silks, satins, and velvets of a hundred different colors, while you live and die in black ringmail. He will wed some beautiful princess and father sons on her. You’ll have no wife, nor will you ever hold a child of your own blood in your arms. Robb will rule, you will serve. Men will call you a crow. Him they’ll call Your Grace. Singers will praise every little thing he does, while your greatest deeds all go unsung. Tell me that none of this troubles you, Jon… and I’ll name you a liar, and know I have the truth of it.”

Jon drew himself up, taut as a bowstring. “And if it did trouble me, what might I do, bastard as I am?”

“What will you do?” Mormont asked. “Bastard as you are?”

“Be troubled,” said Jon, “and keep my vows.’
One of my favorite passages in the entire series. I’m REALLY sad that they haven’t included it in the show. :(
Excerpt from A Game of Thrones

starswillshinebright:

“Jon, did you ever wonder why the men of the Night’s Watch take no wives and father no children?” Maester Aemon asked.

Jon shrugged. “No.” He scattered more meat. The fingers of his left hand were slimy with blood, and his right throbbed from the weight of the bucket.

“So they will not love,” the old man answered, “for love is the bane of honor, the death of duty.” 

That did not sound right to Jon, yet he said nothing. The maester was a hundred years old, and a high officer of the Night’s Watch; it was not his place to contradict him.

The old man seemed to sense his doubts. “Tell me, Jon, if the day should ever come when your lord father must needs choose between honor on the one hand and those he loves on the other, what would he do?”

Jon hesitated. He wanted to say that Lord Eddard would never dishonor himself, not even for love, yet inside a small sly voice whispered, He fathered a bastard, where was the honor in that? And your mother, what of his duty to her, he will not even say her name. “He would do whatever was right,” he said … ringingly, to make up for his hesitation. “No matter what.”

“Then Lord Eddard is a man in ten thousand. Most of us are not so strong. What is honor compared to a woman’s love? What is duty against the feel of a newborn son in your arms … or the memory of a brother’s smile? Wind and words. Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.”

dianesdreams:

Razia Sultana - A Real-Life Daenerys?

(follow the link for her wikipedia article)

I heard about this woman on In Our Time (see BBC Radio 4’s website)… she immediately seemed familiar to me, she’s very much a real Daenerys from Song of Ice and Fire. 

Razia was not native to India, she was Turkish and was trying to assimilate into Indian culture.  She became Sultan of India in the 12th century because her brother, groomed for the throne, turned out to be debauched and a terrible ruler, he was assassinated 6 months into his reign.  Razia dressed as a man, was always interested in politics, and refused to veil herself (despite being a Muslim) because she said her people needed to see her.  She was a shrewd politician who was very good at keeping nobles in check and balancing opposing forces within her government.  She was very pluralistic and tolerant of the Hindu people she ruled, even visiting their shrines, and was initially well-loved by her people, who referred to her as Mother.  Her downfall came when she became involved with an Abyssinian (Ethiopian) slave who was an adviser and military leader (and gasp! foreign and below her!).  Her government was outraged and began to rise against her, at which point she agreed to marry one of the lords who was becoming rebellious.  Unfortunately this wasn’t enough to appease the people and she was forced to flee the city, eventually being killed by the Jat people in northern India.  I hope that’s not the fate of our Daenerys, but isn’t that interesting?  I wonder if George R.R. Martin had Razia Sultana in mind when he wrote Dany.

Well holy crap there are just way too many creepy coincidences for that to be unintentional.

rekkka:

“I know one thing. I know that you are wildling to the bone.”

rekkka:

“I know one thing. I know that you are wildling to the bone.”


When the fire died at last and the ground became cool enough to walk upon, Ser Jorah Mormont found her amidst the ashes, surrounded by blackened logs and bits of glowing ember and the burnt bones of man and woman and stallion. She was naked, covered with soot, her clothes turned to ash, her beautiful hair all crisped away … yet she was unhurt.

When the fire died at last and the ground became cool enough to walk upon, Ser Jorah Mormont found her amidst the ashes, surrounded by blackened logs and bits of glowing ember and the burnt bones of man and woman and stallion. She was naked, covered with soot, her clothes turned to ash, her beautiful hair all crisped away … yet she was unhurt.