dailyseinfeld:

GEORGE: Hey.
JERRY: So, coffee shop?
GEORGE: No, I can’t. She knows I go there. It’s not secure. [the call waiting beeps] Hey, I got another call comin’ in. I gotta let the machine get it. Bye.
GEORGE: [on tape, singing] “Believe it or not, George isn’t at home, please leave a mes-saaage at the beep. I must be out or I’d pick up the pho-one. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I’m not hooome.” [beep]
ALLISON: George? Are you there? [muttering] I hate that stupid message.  I know you’re avoiding me, I’m at the office, please call me, I’ve gotta talk to you. [hangs up]
[GEORGE dials a number.]
GEORGE: [to phone] Hi, Allison? Oh, I guess you’re not at home.. I probably should have tried you at the office. Anyway, good to hear from ya, really looking forward to the ball.. [hangs up] Ha ha!

(via The Suzie)